I just want people to think I'm cool.

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May. '13

So is it Star Trek Into Darkness or Star Trek: Into Darkness? It’s things like this that really make me upset.

12

May. '13

I’m sorry you live with really shitty housemates. Maybe you should bring it up with them instead being passive-aggressive about it and pretending like nothing is wrong.

11

May. '13

I’m an excellent people person until people happened.

10

May. '13

The new girls at work are already bitches and I hate them.

It’s great being the only guy working in retail.

07

May. '13

At the end of the day, the only person looking out for you is yourself.

04

May. '13

thefrogman:

I felt bad so I thought I would try to make our First Lady look a bit more cool.

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May. '13

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May. '13

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